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[-] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 25 points 18 hours ago

"All my haters become my waiters when I sit down at the table of success"

I hope they fart in his drinks.

[-] TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today 10 points 17 hours ago

I hope they fart in his drinks.

He's willing to suffer the consequence of success.

"If you’re going to hang out with the boys at night, you’ve got to get up with the men in the morning"

"All my losses are lessons"

[-] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 9 points 16 hours ago

Does he ever say anything that doesn't sound like he plagiarized it from a self-stylized "life coach" on instagram?

[-] TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today 3 points 15 hours ago

"Lions don’t lose sleep over the opinions of the sheep."

[-] X@piefed.world 4 points 13 hours ago

Lions, with extremely rare exceptions, have a lifestyle of comprising in near totality eating, sleeping, shitting, fucking, and dying. All of this, mind you, happens outdoors in climates they can rarely, if ever, stray from. To date, exactly zero lions have set foot on the moon, or even merely boarded a plane by themselves. None are known to us for their penchant for philosophical rumination, and if they quote each other, we sure as fuck don’t know about it.

When the entirety of humanity has devolved to live exactly as they do now, I will give that quote all the consideration it deserves. Which is exactly none, because I’m a lion and have no idea what the fuck a quote even is.

[-] TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today 3 points 13 hours ago

"I am the mayor. This is the city of nightlife. I must test the product"

"I am perfectly imperfect, and have occasionally eaten fish."

[-] locahosr443@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago

Is there anything he wouldn't steal?

[-] TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today 1 points 13 hours ago

"I am Gandhi-like. I think like Gandhi. I act like Gandhi. I want to be like Gandhi."

"Deep down, I think I must be (a) little bit Dominican."

this post was submitted on 17 Aug 2026
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