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[-] NekoKoneko@lemmy.world 34 points 12 hours ago

Help! I've shot myself in the face on purpose! How can I reassure investors that I am still a capable CEO!?

[-] CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works 10 points 7 hours ago

Maybe he can get another news interview where he uses the opportunity to call people opposed to Flock "terrorists" yet again. That ought to do the trick.

[-] TheGoldenGod@lemmy.world 15 points 11 hours ago

I bet doing it again would reassure investors. I know it would reassure me.

this post was submitted on 15 Aug 2026
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