Here’s mine:

Mozart had a pet starling, and when it died he arranged for a full funeral and burial, and composed a poem in memory of his bird, which he read at the service.

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[–] 14 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Wombats absolutely love chocolate biscuits. They will trample anyone foolish enough to come between them and a source of chocolatey bicscuitry.

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    Their main way to fight back against predators is to do a squat lift. Their leg muscles are so strong they literally crush the skulls of dingoes against the ceiling of their burrow.

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