Nothing too serious, i want to hear your petty, your eccentric, your off beat takes.

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[–] 31 points 3 weeks ago (8 children)

Constellations don't look anything like the things people say they look like with some rare exceptions.

Orion? Looks like a guy ok.

The Lizard? Little known one but actually looks like a lizard so ok.

Dippers? Look like big ladles ok.

Oh wait that's supposed to be a BEAR? With a long tail for no reason? Fuck off Greeks.

THIS ONE IS A CRAB no it isn't stfu

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  • [–] 4 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

    Have you seen them outside of light pollution? I'm not saying they're draw-by-the-numbers, but there's a ton of relevant stars that aren't visible to 75% of the global population from home. You can count the stars of the little dipper to gauge your light pollution. It has 7 stars. If you can't see at least 6, you're missing most of the bears

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  • [–] 3 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

    Which would make sense if I also didn't see pictures of the constellations and some of these formations still don't look like the thing they say they are.

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