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Trump hid in catering cart to board secret flight in Turkey amid Iran threat – reports (www.theguardian.com)

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Prompted by an Iranian assassination threat, Donald Trump departed on a secret military flight in an extraordinary ruse that involved hiding the president in an airport catering cart, according to reporting from the Washington Post and the New York Times.

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[-] schipelblorp@sh.itjust.works 8 points 16 hours ago

The United States finally has an answer to Stalin.

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 5 points 14 hours ago

Stalin was both effective and relatively efficient. This dumbass is neither. More like whatever the knockoff of a Temu Stalin would be.

And to clarify, yes, I'm saying that even Temu is too high quality to be carrying anything Trump branded.

[-] schipelblorp@sh.itjust.works 7 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

Efficient? I think Stalin probably could have managed with killing many fewer people.

[-] gwl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 6 hours ago

He did it efficiently though

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