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Trump hid in catering cart to board secret flight in Turkey amid Iran threat – reports
(www.theguardian.com)
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No matter how batshit insane whatever my imagination can conjure up is, I can guarantee it'll be a lot worse.
i miss not being surprised by much.
we'll probably find out he had a private mcdonalds installed at the white house that gets its "beef" from an unethical mortician.
so like that's about how extreme of the batshittery i'm expecting is.
edit: wait this explains Kennedy
The United States finally has an answer to Stalin.
Stalin was both effective and relatively efficient. This dumbass is neither. More like whatever the knockoff of a Temu Stalin would be.
And to clarify, yes, I'm saying that even Temu is too high quality to be carrying anything Trump branded.
Efficient? I think Stalin probably could have managed with killing many fewer people.
He did it efficiently though