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What are some signs that you need new friends? (lemmy.today)
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  • When you’re playing tennis and the ball never comes back over the net.
  • When you’re in a Barbershop Trio.
  • When the warranties have run out on the current ones.
  • When you look in the sand and there are no footprints.
  • When you burst into tears every time you eat “Share Size” candy.
  • When the short alien with the glowing finger goes back home.
  • When the Jumbotron zooms in on you sitting there by yourself, and you’re forced to kiss your hand.
  • When your friends didn’t invite you to the theme park and there was a tragic roller coaster accident.
  • When you’re watching “Friends” and think that the characters are actually friends.
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