"Probably, but I have several questions."

• Were you always a doorknob, or is this some kind of witch's curse situation?
• If you were always a doorknob, how did we meet and what was our first date like?
• If this is some curse, what did you do that warranted polymorphism, and how do we change you back. (Would you even want to go back?)
• Could I be cursed to be the door that you're installed in?
• How would intimacy work between us? I'm simply not creative enough to incorporate a doorknob into this
• Being presumably immortal as a doorknob, or at the very least having a much longer lifespan than us mortals, how would you move on after old age claims me?