▲ 294 ▼ One of our quirks as a species is that we think our food is bland if it doesn't have enough poison in it. (thelemmy.club) submitted 1 month ago by Wren@lemmy.today [M] to c/BrandNewSentence@lemmy.today 85 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] AngryRedHerring@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (3 children) I wouldn't put money on us vs. a cheetah or even a bobcat permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 14 points 1 month ago (1 child) Depends on the distance. The cats are faster over a short distance, but can't keep it up for miles and miles. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] AngryRedHerring@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (3 children) Cheetahs have been clocked @70mph. That chase ain't getting any further than that short distance. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] Fawkes@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 month ago Ancient humans would casually jog at animals until they could no longer run away. Cheetahs can only run about 600 meters before they are forced to stop and rest. The shortest marathons are 42km. So yes, an average person on the street could almost certainly chase down a cheetah. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Habahnow@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago (1 child) He said race, not chase. Can't keep up that 70mph for too long permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] AngryRedHerring@lemmy.world -7 points 1 month ago (1 child) It only needs to keep it up long enough to catch you. Unless you think arranging a race with a cheetah for bragging rights alone is an entirely realistic situation 🙄 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 8 points 1 month ago (1 child) To my understanding, wild cheetahs aren't known to attack humans, being on the small and fragile side for big cats and going after smaller animals than an adult human generally, so being chased down by a cheetah isn't that likely either. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] AngryRedHerring@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago Curses. You know your cheetahs permalink fedilink source parent [–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 7 points 1 month ago (1 child) Depends who's chasing who. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] fyzzlefry@retrolemmy.com 1 point 1 month ago Whomst's chasing who permalink fedilink source parent [–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago A Cheetah will do a half mile faster than a human. 50 miles? 100% bread ape victory. permalink fedilink source parent [–] hmmm_42@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 child) A single human would likely loose. 5 humans against 5 cheetahs?even if the cheetahs could work together, with basic weaponary (eg. Spears) the humans win. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] AngryRedHerring@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 child) Now hold on a goddamn minute, nobody said you could bring spears into this permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] gandalf_der_13te@feddit.org 3 points 1 month ago (1 child) .. that's what the cheetahs said permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] AngryRedHerring@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago SURPRISE MOTHAFUCKAS permalink fedilink source parent
[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 14 points 1 month ago (1 child) Depends on the distance. The cats are faster over a short distance, but can't keep it up for miles and miles. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] AngryRedHerring@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (3 children) Cheetahs have been clocked @70mph. That chase ain't getting any further than that short distance. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] Fawkes@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 month ago Ancient humans would casually jog at animals until they could no longer run away. Cheetahs can only run about 600 meters before they are forced to stop and rest. The shortest marathons are 42km. So yes, an average person on the street could almost certainly chase down a cheetah. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Habahnow@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago (1 child) He said race, not chase. Can't keep up that 70mph for too long permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] AngryRedHerring@lemmy.world -7 points 1 month ago (1 child) It only needs to keep it up long enough to catch you. Unless you think arranging a race with a cheetah for bragging rights alone is an entirely realistic situation 🙄 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 8 points 1 month ago (1 child) To my understanding, wild cheetahs aren't known to attack humans, being on the small and fragile side for big cats and going after smaller animals than an adult human generally, so being chased down by a cheetah isn't that likely either. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] AngryRedHerring@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago Curses. You know your cheetahs permalink fedilink source parent [–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 7 points 1 month ago (1 child) Depends who's chasing who. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] fyzzlefry@retrolemmy.com 1 point 1 month ago Whomst's chasing who permalink fedilink source parent
[–] AngryRedHerring@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (3 children) Cheetahs have been clocked @70mph. That chase ain't getting any further than that short distance. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] Fawkes@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 month ago Ancient humans would casually jog at animals until they could no longer run away. Cheetahs can only run about 600 meters before they are forced to stop and rest. The shortest marathons are 42km. So yes, an average person on the street could almost certainly chase down a cheetah. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Habahnow@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago (1 child) He said race, not chase. Can't keep up that 70mph for too long permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] AngryRedHerring@lemmy.world -7 points 1 month ago (1 child) It only needs to keep it up long enough to catch you. Unless you think arranging a race with a cheetah for bragging rights alone is an entirely realistic situation 🙄 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 8 points 1 month ago (1 child) To my understanding, wild cheetahs aren't known to attack humans, being on the small and fragile side for big cats and going after smaller animals than an adult human generally, so being chased down by a cheetah isn't that likely either. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] AngryRedHerring@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago Curses. You know your cheetahs permalink fedilink source parent [–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 7 points 1 month ago (1 child) Depends who's chasing who. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] fyzzlefry@retrolemmy.com 1 point 1 month ago Whomst's chasing who permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Fawkes@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 month ago Ancient humans would casually jog at animals until they could no longer run away. Cheetahs can only run about 600 meters before they are forced to stop and rest. The shortest marathons are 42km. So yes, an average person on the street could almost certainly chase down a cheetah. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Habahnow@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago (1 child) He said race, not chase. Can't keep up that 70mph for too long permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] AngryRedHerring@lemmy.world -7 points 1 month ago (1 child) It only needs to keep it up long enough to catch you. Unless you think arranging a race with a cheetah for bragging rights alone is an entirely realistic situation 🙄 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 8 points 1 month ago (1 child) To my understanding, wild cheetahs aren't known to attack humans, being on the small and fragile side for big cats and going after smaller animals than an adult human generally, so being chased down by a cheetah isn't that likely either. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] AngryRedHerring@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago Curses. You know your cheetahs permalink fedilink source parent
[+] AngryRedHerring@lemmy.world -7 points 1 month ago (1 child) It only needs to keep it up long enough to catch you. Unless you think arranging a race with a cheetah for bragging rights alone is an entirely realistic situation 🙄 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 8 points 1 month ago (1 child) To my understanding, wild cheetahs aren't known to attack humans, being on the small and fragile side for big cats and going after smaller animals than an adult human generally, so being chased down by a cheetah isn't that likely either. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] AngryRedHerring@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago Curses. You know your cheetahs permalink fedilink source parent
[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 8 points 1 month ago (1 child) To my understanding, wild cheetahs aren't known to attack humans, being on the small and fragile side for big cats and going after smaller animals than an adult human generally, so being chased down by a cheetah isn't that likely either. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] AngryRedHerring@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago Curses. You know your cheetahs permalink fedilink source parent
[–] AngryRedHerring@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago Curses. You know your cheetahs permalink fedilink source parent
[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 7 points 1 month ago (1 child) Depends who's chasing who. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] fyzzlefry@retrolemmy.com 1 point 1 month ago Whomst's chasing who permalink fedilink source parent
[–] fyzzlefry@retrolemmy.com 1 point 1 month ago Whomst's chasing who permalink fedilink source parent
[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago A Cheetah will do a half mile faster than a human. 50 miles? 100% bread ape victory. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] hmmm_42@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 child) A single human would likely loose. 5 humans against 5 cheetahs?even if the cheetahs could work together, with basic weaponary (eg. Spears) the humans win. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] AngryRedHerring@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 child) Now hold on a goddamn minute, nobody said you could bring spears into this permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] gandalf_der_13te@feddit.org 3 points 1 month ago (1 child) .. that's what the cheetahs said permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] AngryRedHerring@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago SURPRISE MOTHAFUCKAS permalink fedilink source parent
[–] AngryRedHerring@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 child) Now hold on a goddamn minute, nobody said you could bring spears into this permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] gandalf_der_13te@feddit.org 3 points 1 month ago (1 child) .. that's what the cheetahs said permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] AngryRedHerring@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago SURPRISE MOTHAFUCKAS permalink fedilink source parent
[–] gandalf_der_13te@feddit.org 3 points 1 month ago (1 child) .. that's what the cheetahs said permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] AngryRedHerring@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago SURPRISE MOTHAFUCKAS permalink fedilink source parent
[–] AngryRedHerring@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago SURPRISE MOTHAFUCKAS permalink fedilink source parent