Ew. Just ew. I can't believe you took the time to type this out and never stopped to consider of it was a bad idea or not. Or even if it was correct or not, you just kept going. It would be admirable if it wasn't so disguising.

You fundamentally do not understand consent. Consent must be given enthusiastically by both parties involved. Leaving your house in comfortable clothing is not giving enthusiastic consent or, consent at all.