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[–] 16 points 2 months ago (7 children)

When you cuckslurp after god you get certain powers and also sainthood

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  • [–] 7 points 2 months ago

    Well shit, I sure fuckin hope so. Better be some dopeass fuckin primo certain powers, too, right up there with the motherfuckin seraphim and shit. None of that “shooting spaghetti out of my fingertips” horseshit. If you’re being rude, I can shoot a laser out of my cock.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    cuckslurp

    I would have happily gone a few more days without ever having heard this expression.

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