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[-] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 5 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Dear Elon:

Your requests to visit the island for one of my wildest parties have become annoying, and I'm tired of side-stepping them, so I'm going to be straight with you: You will NOT be visiting my island.

It's hard enough to keep these girls in the game as it is, forcing them to pretend to enjoy fucking these fat old sweaty pervs. You are scary enough with your clothes on, I can't imagine how terrified the girls would be with a naked goblin hopping around, hollering incomprehensible nonsense. They're only little girls, after all.

So, the answer is No, you can't come to my island. Stop begging.

Your friend,

Jeff

[-] NihilsineNefas@slrpnk.net 1 points 2 hours ago

"Barrel chested ewok you look like you eat gravel" was my favourite description of him

this post was submitted on 30 Jul 2026
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