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Anon tries dating apps (thelemmy.club)
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[-] FatVegan@leminal.space 3 points 22 hours ago

I had a firdt date with someone who loved hiking. I asked her if she wanted to go on a trail i like. I was worrued that it was maybe to long and steep, or maybe even to short. When we met, she was way bigger than i expected. I told ger that we could do something else, but she insiated. She was super slow and i was worried sge's gonna pass out. She asked me if how far we have to go, when i could still see my car. Similar thing happened when i went on a vike ride with someone who was really into cycling

[-] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

I invited a girl out on a bike ride and she literally did pass out. Was able to revive her and walk her home.

She never talked to me again.

[-] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

a vike ride

I feel like this could be really uncomfortable because of the helmet horns.

this post was submitted on 27 Jul 2026
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