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[-] Burghler@sh.itjust.works 58 points 1 day ago

A date I had said their hobbies were walking and hiking among other things. Our 1st date was at a local park with a 20 step stair case that took her out... It was my first exposure to this bizarre labelling that goes on here.

There wasn't a 2nd lol

[-] terranoid@lemmy.cafe 37 points 1 day ago

Humans are just animals at the end of the day. This is all a sexual display of fitness. Hiking and traveling tell people you're physically and financially fit. You can move around no issue. You are social. You are socially and physically healthy.

They lie a ton and show pics of hiking from 5 years ago and act like they can still do all that. Or they never could and the pics are deceiving... Regardless, it's just a game all genders are playing to show sexual fitness. It looks like carbon copies because it's the best way to communicate "my body moves well and I can afford luxury".

[-] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

joke is on them.

I can't afford luxury shit, but I can ride my non luxury bike like 150 miles in a day.

[-] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

“my body moves well and I can afford luxury”

Swipes right

[-] swelter_spark@reddthat.com 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I love walking and hiking, but having to walk uphill takes me out, too.

[-] FatVegan@leminal.space 4 points 1 day ago

I had a firdt date with someone who loved hiking. I asked her if she wanted to go on a trail i like. I was worrued that it was maybe to long and steep, or maybe even to short. When we met, she was way bigger than i expected. I told ger that we could do something else, but she insiated. She was super slow and i was worried sge's gonna pass out. She asked me if how far we have to go, when i could still see my car. Similar thing happened when i went on a vike ride with someone who was really into cycling

[-] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago

a vike ride

I feel like this could be really uncomfortable because of the helmet horns.

[-] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 1 points 19 hours ago

I invited a girl out on a bike ride and she literally did pass out. Was able to revive her and walk her home.

She never talked to me again.

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