Well now I have one of my favorite songs stuck in my head:

I think I'm so educated And I'm so civilized 'Cause I'm a strict vegetarian And with the over population And inflation and starvation And the crazy politicians I don't feel safe in this world no more I don't want to die in a nuclear war I want to sail away to a distant shore And make like an apeman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBVAS8qNZZI