if you didn’t still hope they’d be somewhat entertaining when they came out, you wouldn’t give enough of a shit about any of this to even bother commenting about these movies here.…
It's more that I get the ads blasted into every social media and hobbyist feed, such that I can hardly avoid them. Unsurprising, given that half the production cost for these films is the marketing budget.
As often as not, I get them in between shit I actually care about - latest season of Vox Machina dropping, new chapter of a webcomic I follow releasing, you just finished watching Obsession or Vampire Lestat or Is God Is, so maybe you'd like this next, etc. The Algorithm just sees "This idiot likes movies and comic books, point the firehose of Marvel Slop their way".
These movies aren’t intended to be comic book accurate.
I would hope not. Some of the comic runs were atrocious. They can definitely do better. But I swear they haven't written an original story arc since the original Iron Man movie.
Occasionally you get something proper out of left field. The Sam Rami "Doctor Strange" was a lot of fun. Deadpool manages to dredge a few good jokes out of the Joss Whedon well. Civil War at least flirted with some kind of conflict that wasn't World Ending Existentialism. Black Panther had some proper sympathetic villainy.
But by and large it's just... "Don't let the bad guy press the Bad Button! Oh no, they pressed it!! But we have a Good Button! We pressed it just in time, we win! Everything is where it started. Again."