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Look, I get your cynicism, but if you didn’t still hope they’d be somewhat entertaining when they came out, you wouldn’t give enough of a shit about any of this to even bother commenting about these movies here.…
Me too. Don’t let the YouTube fodder churn ruin that. These movies aren’t intended to be comic book accurate. I mean, really, with how many different timelines and retcons are in the comic books, they aren’t exactly the Bible now are they (not that the Bible didn’t go through countless revisions itself, am I right?)? These movies are meant to be entertaining, and while they definitely strayed from that path years ago, at least Marvel is trying to get back to that. Let’s see how they do without letting all the marketing getting in the way. At least we’re not dumb enough to fall for all that crap again. (Lololol????)
And just think: if/when they fail, we can come back here and bitch about it for a months and years. Think of how high we’ll get on our own farts saying “look how right we were! We told you so! We were right all along!” And all of that bullshit. Our own, well-tended bullshit.
It’s the circle of life
Edit: i’m 47. I realized that I was wasting my life over petty details when the show Star Trek Picard came out. Do I really need to have a fucking aneurysm over retcon’s and franchise inaccuracies? Or can I learn to just enjoy something or ignore it?
Star Trek: lower decks was the great equalizer there, and I just learned to move on. At least Marvel is trying. Unlike Paramount, at least Marvel isn’t shitting all over something you grew up loving just for the sake of watch statistics and clicks.