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Brand New Sentence

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[–] BodePlotHole@lemmy.world 25 points 3 months ago (2 children)

This is America. I have no free time. I must work so I can afford to go to work.

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[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 months ago (1 child)

You could get a job doing crime, then you're fighting while getting paid.

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[–] BodePlotHole@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

I miss doing crime. I really should learn to make crystal meth.

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