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[-] BodePlotHole@lemmy.world 24 points 3 days ago

This is America. I have no free time. I must work so I can afford to go to work.

[-] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago

You could get a job doing crime, then you're fighting while getting paid.

[-] BodePlotHole@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

I miss doing crime. I really should learn to make crystal meth.

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