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submitted 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) by LocalFOIA@lemmy.world to c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world

Im looking at you Jehovah.

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[-] waldfee@feddit.org 25 points 6 hours ago

If a god demands your soul for background operations, they're a daemon.

[-] iocase@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 hour ago

If a God is named Matt, it's a Damon

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 1 points 41 minutes ago* (last edited 40 minutes ago)

If God wears a feathered boa and Bejeweled cat-eye glasses, it's Dame Edna

[-] kinship@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 4 hours ago

Wouldn't God be the Kernel and us the Daemons?

[-] waldfee@feddit.org 1 points 55 minutes ago

No, we'd be the applications, because daemons have a purpose

[-] tristynalxander@mander.xyz 1 points 13 minutes ago

Maybe some of us are tools, but I'd like to think I'm an agent.

[-] OryxAndCake@slrpnk.net 2 points 5 hours ago

Deus ex machina.

this post was submitted on 16 Jul 2026
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