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Anon invents a time machine
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this post was submitted on 14 Jul 2026
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Hello, is this England? Yes, it's me, a time traveler. Would you be terribly put off if I asked you to be friends with Germany? I know they've been quite cantankerous of late, but I promise it's in the best interest of all parties for you two to get along. Cheerio!
Now, where did I put the phone numbers for France and Belgium...