Some will cheer, some will be mildly disappointed. But I'm out, I think.
What does that mean, exactly? There are lots of ways to touch grass that don't involve physical activity any more intense than typing. Playing a board games with your friends is touching grass, for example.
Per https://feddit.uk/comment/26233735
"As someone with a laundry list of physical and mental ailments, my ‘touching grass’ time is extremely limit, and general I reserve the monumental effort there for important issues - like keeping up with the social events of my actual friends, or participating in local politics in my increasingly-fucked-and-fascist country. “Touch grass, it’s more fun than shitposting about history!” doesn’t really apply for me."
As for the rest of your comment, I'll be explicit in saying that I won't engage with it. I have read the linked comments, their context, other comments linked in that context and frankly, I don't think that will be a fruitful conversation for either of us. I hope you can respect that choice not to have it.