That dude with the long hair is disappointing. Dudes with long hair are supposed to be anti-fascist. The dudes-with-long-hair council doesn't approve.

Also, that twerp in the business suit looks like such a poser. Almost as big a poser as Jake Lang himself.

I can't believe he's still wearing that flak jacket without the sappies. It's like his prized possession or something. Does he realize the empty canvas won't protect him from jack shit?

You'd think after embarrassing himself so many times he'd give up the ruse, but he's still grifting. That russian mob money must be sweet.