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Plus, I doubt the person making the threat would wait for any actual preparations such as canceling various subscriptions. And I don't think they'd allow for the necessary witnesses required while I'm writing my will.

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[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

So, it isn't actually supposed to be a threat, really, in the 'intimidating' or 'terror inducing' sense.

It is supposed to be something of a warning... its a courtesy, a formality from someone who is familiar with causing death.

It makes a bit more sense if it comes from a context where a warrior or assassin of some kind... is indeed genuinely urging you to actually perform some kind of final prayer, or absolution ritual, or otherwise mentally prepare yourself for your life to end.

Maybe think of the John Wick movies. One of his targets, he simply has cornered her in her bath, gives her the relative dignity of allowing her to slit her own wrists, talks her through her death... only shoots her once she's already lost consciousness.

[-] stardreamer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 4 hours ago

Subject: Die. Dear Sir/Madam, I am writing to inform you of a death that is about to break out on the premises of 123 Cavendon Road... no, that's too formal. [deletes text, starts again] die - exclamation mark - die - exclamation mark - you will die - exclamation mark. 123 Cavendon Road. Looking forward to hearing from you. Yours truly, Maurice Moss.

[-] Apeman42@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

I'll just put this over here with the rest of the corpses.

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