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I will gladly explain TCP as long you don’t want me to go into much detail

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'll explain UDP, but I don't care if you can hear me, and no questions.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

You should've chained comments under your own without anyone replying

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

No handshake though (ΦへΦ)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

much like how UDP works :)