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Well at least happy bir... oh it's not? Then it must be your friend's... oh...
It's my birthday today and I've already eaten 2 apple fritters and it's only 11am. I'm in this picture and I hate it.
Happy birthday! Remember calories don't count if you don't count calories! Jk, enjoy your day and worry about calories tomorrow
Just take tiny nibbles so each one rounds down to zero calories