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[-] Photonic@lemmy.world 29 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

Well when I had elective surgery they found a live anaconda in my groin

….

I’ll show myself out…

[-] otp@sh.itjust.works 6 points 21 hours ago
[-] Photonic@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago

Rigor mortis, stiff as a board

[-] Dremor@lemmy.world 6 points 21 hours ago
[-] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago

I've got a bone to pick with that comment

[-] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 4 points 18 hours ago
this post was submitted on 09 Jul 2026
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