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Evil isn't easy (thelemmy.club)
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swagophile on Tumblr: "spoke to my evil maid and she told me i'm not allowed to erect giant evil black obsidian stone pillars and give evil monologues anymore. she said everyone could see up my dress the whole time. she said theyve all been staring at my panties. every time. she said the hero thinks my ducky panties are cute. she actually said that. fuck the prophecy i think i need to just kill myself now instead. i'm ruined."
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[–] 14 points 3 months ago (1 child)

Didn't know the keyboard market was hit so bad that Ducky pivoted to selling underwear.

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