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[–] 3 points 3 months ago

Pineapples contain bromelain, an enzyme that breaks down proteins, even in human flesh, earning them the nickname "the fruit that eats you back".
I passed out while eating a pineapple drunk once to wake up in the morning with my face all burnt.
I would not suggest sticking your dick in it.

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