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[-] pirate2377@lemmy.zip 33 points 11 hours ago

Wait, Google is actually facing consequences. Am I dreaming?

[-] sunbytes@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

They'll probably appeal and do bullshit to negotiate it down and defer the payment.

So, a consequence, but one absolutely built into the budget of the things they're being fined for.

Edit: oh wait i misread. This is actually something they already appealed and negotiated down already. The original judgement was years ago.

[-] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 17 points 7 hours ago

I farted a few minutes ago. Google knows this and was able to monetize the sale of that data. My flatulence paid that fine.

These are not consequences. This is zero-calorie consequences.

[-] ScoffingLizard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 7 hours ago

Not zero calorie. They made more off your data and that shitty fine was a small cost of doing business.

[-] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 5 points 7 hours ago

Fun fact: I haven’t farted in hours. The misdirect both proves my point and devalues their product. Hilarious blip in the data.

Also, excuse to increase Taco Bell intake.

[-] GoatSynagogue@lemmy.world 6 points 8 hours ago

Not really. They’ve made probably a few hundred billion from what they’ve done to be fined $5bil. Just a cost of business expense at this level.

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