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[–] 10 points 3 months ago (2 children)

You can probably make a poll is almost any country and find ~20% in favour of a (hypothetical) war they think they are winning 🤷

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago* (1 child)

    20% of Cologne residents are open to starting a war with Düsseldorf over beer.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago

    For once, I'm in favour of a war.

    Drown the fuckers in their own Kölsch!*

    (That's a joke. Making people drink Kölsch is a war crime. Besides, you'd probably have to touch it for that.)

    ((That's also a joke. Kölsch isn't that bad. It's a great beer to drink if you're aiming for quantity over quality.))

    *Beer from Cologne, the word itself basically meaning "Col'nian" as a local dialect version of "Colognian"

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