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[–] 13 points 2 months ago (8 children)

Eehhhh we just broke up and my ass is going un-pegged for too long...

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  • [–] 7 points 2 months ago (7 children)

    If I can trust the internet, the world is full of opportunities.

    I mean siblings and step mothers and fathers and you know what I mean...

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    Loool yeah, guess i just have to get stuck in the washing machine and some step family member ive never met will "help me"

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Alright, hear me out: You're washing your strap-on in the kitchen sink, and it's prominently drying on the counter when you get stuck trying to get something out of the dishwasher!

    It'd be madness if no one took advantage of this opportunity!

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