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Kinda got yourself to blame
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The solution is to not literally poison someone. Put enough to ruin their day, and they'll stop. If they sue, you can reasonably say that you were going to eat it, since it isn't a dangerous dosage.
That's still poisoning. It doesn't have to be a dangerous dose to constitute poison, it just has to be harmful in any way
Not if you intended to take it.
"The dose makes the poison". It quite literally does matter the dosage, otherwise any normal meal can be considered poison.
Your honor I was constipated, and this was my solution
But where's the fun in that?
The fun is all over the bathroom after they steal your lunch again >:3