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UFC Fighter Declares “Michelle Obama Is a Man” After Winning Match at White House (www.hollywoodreporter.com)

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[–] teyrnon@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago (7 children)

Confidently incorrect.

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[–] Enkrod@feddit.org 1 point 2 months ago (5 children)

Yes you are https://yourhealthmagazine.net/article/ear-nose-throat/do-women-have-adams-apples-and-what-it-means-for-their-health/

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[–] teyrnon@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago (4 children)

As a rarity, woman don't have adam's apples generally, just as woman don't have testicles and dicks, although a few do.

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[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 2 months ago

unless they take lots of roids.

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[–] SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip 1 point 2 months ago (2 children)

If women don't have larynxes, how do they speak?

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[–] teyrnon@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago (1 child)

You are too dumb to respond to further. Ha ha ha, are you for real? Jesus Christ, hates you.

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[–] SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip 1 point 2 months ago

This unhinged reply non-figuratively made me laugh. Legit thanks, I needed that today.

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[–] SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip 1 point 2 months ago

I do know what it's called when the larynx is prominent on a woman's neck? (Might have to gimme a lil' hint.)

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