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[-] neutronbumblebee@mander.xyz 58 points 1 month ago

Also diverting comets away from Earth, or towards it. Your welcome and here's a dollar. Plus discount's for multiple asteroid fragments.

[-] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 36 points 1 month ago

Jupiter is like the bouncer to club earth where he tells feisty comets “NOT ON THE LIST.” Sometimes the comets sneak him 50 dollars and the comet gets to blow up dinosaurs and stuff though.

[-] InputZero@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

I mean in this economy we all need a side gig. Honestly kinda gotta respect the hustle.

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

That guy is lucky the dinosaurs didn't sue him for the Chisxulub incident.

[-] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

That ruins the joke tho.

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