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so this image gave me time to think about teleportation machines.

I do think that travelling arbitrarily close to the speed of light (i.e. practically instant) might be doable, and probably actually is, but it would be so expensive that nobody would use it anyways.

i mean, you can just build a rocket and accelerate it arbitrarily close to the speed of light, using enough fuel. but the cost of doing so is prohibitively expensive, so there's no practical way to actually ever do that in practice.

slow travel is just much more economical, that's why teleportation is out of the question. but that's economical reasons, not a fundamentally physical one.


this comic argues that through teleportation machines, travel would become instant and cheap. and i think it's the opposite: the faster, the more expensive.


teleportation machines probably work by accelerating every part of you to the speed of light and slowing them down again on the other side. so it really is like a rocket acceleration.


and no, they wouldn't kill you any more than stepping on an airplane does.

there's also this existential comics about it that argues:

but that's already the case on an airplane. if you drink a cup of water on the airplane, the atoms inside your body get swapped out for new ones; that literally happens all the time. so it partially kills you? but nobody thinks that way. (ship of theseus)

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[-] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 23 points 4 hours ago

The skeletons that pop out aren't related to the function of the machine, the wizards that built them just thought it was funny.

[-] CheeseNoodle@lemmy.world 11 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Or the wizard couldn't figure out how to teleport bones specifically so it just teleports your flesh and conjurs you a new skeleton on the other side.

[-] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 5 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 25 minutes ago)

It was originally a bug, but became a feature when cases of osteoporosis among adventurers dropped by 99%.

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