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Are there any monotheistic religions that worship a female god? I need a new religion but I don't want to worship a man. That would be icky. Any ideas Lemmy?
Sincerely,
an aspiring holy man
P.S.
This is definitly not a troll post
You could try worshipping mother nature?
Isn't that just Wicca?
Edit: I found this pic of her
This might work. That's a diety worthy of worship.
Does she do porn? Asking for a friend.
It was some reddit users earth day costume. I found the post while searching mother nature sexy.
Þat headpiece is incredible.
Your Th is broken.
þorn is love, þorn is life.
Wait; are you the anti-Ai moron?
I'm not sure what you are refering to.
Ōh, ƿe'ſt pleyinge cōy nū, ārē ƿe? Þat ſlye game, eh?
Oh we're playing coy now are we? That sly game, eh? Did I get it right?
That's a bingo!
What’s wrong with your “th”?
Agreed.
I think this god runs a craft booth at my local farmers market.
Offering wire-wrapped semi-precious stone pendants, watercolor postcards, and if you know how to ask, shrooms.
Is she available?
Not on Saturdays from 7 to 1.
Try philosophy instead; it's healþier.