Ladies, I promise I'm not trying to eat you.

.....wait. No, I mean, I'll go down on you, sure. But I will not consume your flesh.

Also, I'd like to handcuff your ankles and wrists onto a steel frame, in a vulnerable position. Then tickle the crap out of you for hours!

Hey! Where ya going, ladies? Come back!

See? So hard to talk to women!