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[–] 28 points 4 months ago

Donald Trump’s secretary bursts into his office

Trump: “Kristen, check this out. I’m writing a script for the new version of The Apprentice. I call it Apprentice: Gold Edition. Like my Apple Watch.”

Christine: “It’s Christine, Sir. Have you seen the news? A gorilla named Harambe was just killed.”

Trump: throws the script into the trash “I’m going to run for President.”

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