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[-] iocase@lemmy.zip 156 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Are you DESPERATE ENOUGH to WORK HERE!?

[-] BooBees@fedinsfw.app 33 points 1 day ago

WE’RE A FAMILY. Now go to your cubicle without enough pay to afford dinner.

[-] MyVeryRealName@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

Ask them to feed you since they're family.

[-] johnyreeferseed@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 41 minutes ago* (last edited 41 minutes ago)

They already us a pizza party to celebrate record profits. What more do you want !?!

[-] Yliaster@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Wtf you're not a team player.

/s

[-] MyVeryRealName@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Are we a team or a family?, get it straight! Also, teams do feed their players after matches afaik.

[-] Yliaster@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago
[-] MyVeryRealName@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago

There's only one kind of team!

[-] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 22 hours ago

-"We're team Teamspeak!"

[-] oats@piefed.zip 4 points 1 day ago

Pizza party is next thursday, if the team meets the goals

[-] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

One slice per employee.

[-] MyVeryRealName@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Very unfamilylike

[-] Dojan@pawb.social 3 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

That does sound like my family, actually.

this post was submitted on 29 May 2026
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