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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 45 points 3 months ago (6 children)

FUCK I need to water my plants.

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[–] arrow74@lemmy.zip 21 points 3 months ago

Go ahead and water yourself while you're at it

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[–] harambe69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 3 months ago* (1 child)

Braided rope. One end in water bucket/tank, other in the planter. Watering is just filling the tank once a month. Great success!

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[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago

I'll have to try that

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[–] FlowerFan@piefed.blahaj.zone 7 points 3 months ago

FUCK, I should really set an alarm

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[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 months ago

So say, we all.

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[–] k0e3@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 months ago

im not staying alive for their fucking feelings. if they cared that much they could have treated me like a plant when i was a aapling. im staying alive for my symbiotic fungi network. and yeah it means i love them more than my shitty owner.

Your plants, probably.

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