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-Elephants can't jump.

-Starfish don't brains.

-Cheetahs are almost literally giant housecats: they purr, they meow, they don't attack humans and are surprisingly easy to tame.

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[-] YaksDC@sh.itjust.works 31 points 2 days ago
[-] gazter@aussie.zone 1 points 22 hours ago

And their primary defence is crushing the skulls of their enemies against the roof of their burrow. Using their butt.

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 2 points 1 day ago

Always seeing cubist shits in the bush.

[-] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago

Better that than the surrealist ones.

[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 days ago
[-] Berttheduck@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 days ago

They have weird butt muscles and use the poop as trail markers if I remember rightly.

[-] Thassodar@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago

Asking the important questions.

They also have an armored butt

this post was submitted on 24 May 2026
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