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[–] 23 points 5 months ago (5 children)

Never thought I'd ask this but... how do I determine the gender of my toilet? And how do I confirm it's cis-gendered?

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  • [–] 6 points 5 months ago

    Toilet have a cloaca as long as they haven’t been neutered. To check the gender, slip your arm up the P-trap and feel for the glands. You’ll know what a dick feels like.

    Most domesticated toilets are neutered at birth to prevent overpopulation and damage to the local sewage ecosystems.

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  • [–] 4 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    Bzzt, wrong! You gotta barge into the stall and demand to see its equipment, outing yourself as a creep.

    It's like you didn't even study for the fascist test, honestly.

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