Anyone with half a working brain in computer tech would know that, if you really need something to be kept on, but checked regularly, it becomes a fucking server that you connect to using different equipment. But that's too high tech for vibe-whatevers.

"I think people think I'm whatever the equivalent of an iPad kid is for a middle-aged woman," one AI user said.

Ackshually, we think you're an absolute fucking idiot.