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You lose. (thelemmy.club)
submitted 5 months ago by to c/atheistmemes@lemmy.world
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[–] 6 points 5 months ago* (3 children)

If after I die god turns out to be real, I'd probably still go to heaven because I felt bad about my sins and that's pretty much all that's needed to get into heaven according to the New Testament. 🤷‍♂️

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago

    There's also that part about accepting Jesus as your Lord & savior, so make sure you say those words, or get someone to say them over you before your brain waves stop.

    You don't want to be kept out of heaven on a paperwork technicality.

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