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[-] 10thGlyphix@lemmy.zip 8 points 4 days ago

Honestly all those names and Xander sound like suburban semi healthy people to me. But I may be out of touch. I am old and (proudly) not a parent. But yes, Midwest soda guzzleres need cheeper greasy tatters. Their never get early onset heart disease at this rate.

[-] Hazel@piefed.blahaj.zone 6 points 4 days ago

Well those are just the boys, they didn't mention Diamond, Hope, Charity, Faith, Tiffany, Chelsea and Taylor (named after Taylor Swift ofc).

[-] 10thGlyphix@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 days ago

Naming a child Diamond is not a real thing, no one does that. You take that back. We have stupid nightmare names. There is a real human named blanket in this world. We have enough problems.

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