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[-] unabart@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 months ago

Damn. I love peaches*. Peaches and cream ice cream is mad delicious. Had a dessert once, ages ago, where the peaches were set on fire for a short bit. Also crazy good.

Peaches lovers unite. Let’s go score some delicious peaches before they are burned away!

  • even canned peaches
[-] Mpatch@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

White peach is best peach. All other peaches are inferior. I can't wait for my annual peach pilgrimage where I but 100s of dollars of peaches just to give them away because everyone must try a white peach.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

my friend, i need you to come to the peach ranch. last year they were growing what they called "white lady" peaches. you had to eat them over the sink or outside.

[-] Mpatch@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Yeah I planted a white lady jn my back yard, I'm pumped for this year. They are so damn good. Ugh I'm craving one so hard right now. I lie I'm craving at minimum a 4L

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

phrasing dude phrasing

[-] catbum@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

how do i get to the wet ass peach ranch

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Look up Brazeltons peach ranch. They are only open summers, I think maybe June to September? Unfortunately their only website is a Facebook

[-] okmko@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Yellow peach is best peach and I'm even East Asian. I know, I'm a traitor. I need my peaches like watermelons: leaves their juices on my cheeks

[-] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago

"peaches (and cherries/berries) jubilee" is probably what you had

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