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California farmers to destroy 420,000 peach trees after Del Monte collapses (www.independent.co.uk)

submitted 4 months ago by resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago (4 children)

my friend, i need you to come to the peach ranch. last year they were growing what they called "white lady" peaches. you had to eat them over the sink or outside.

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[–] Mpatch@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago (1 child)

Yeah I planted a white lady jn my back yard, I'm pumped for this year. They are so damn good. Ugh I'm craving one so hard right now. I lie I'm craving at minimum a 4L

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

phrasing dude phrasing

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