▲ 592 ▼ Feeling this today (thelemmy.club) submitted 4 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world [M] to c/memes@lemmy.world 60 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 23 points 4 months ago (2 children) The last time it did that was not the last time. I can confirm. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world [S] 33 points 4 months ago (3 children) Every time it has happened hasn't been the last time, so statistically it's guaranteed to always be nothing, right? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] boydster@sh.itjust.works 12 points 4 months ago I plan on continuing to live forever from the day I was born, and so far, I'm on track! permalink fedilink source parent [–] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago (2 children) Statistically, the guarantee there will be a "last time" means that every time it isn't the "last time" your chance of the next one being the "last time" increase... So, you know, don't freak out or anything because that increases the chances of the next time happening sooner. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] danc4498@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago The number of times it is going happen is constantly going down. permalink fedilink source parent [–] CentipedeFarrier@piefed.social 1 point 4 months ago There’s no actual guarantee there will be a morbid last time with random chest pains. It could be more like the last time you burned a CD; uneventful and not really noteworthy. Technically, heart problems only kill like.. Oof looking up those stats was depressing.. Heart disease deaths as of 2022 account for only 24% of all deaths though! So your chances of death by heart problem aren’t actually super high, especially if you don't have existing heart problems! Yay! Its probably just a panic attack! Or gas! The share of heart attacks as a subset of all cardiovascular disease deaths is also down, but deaths from things like hypertension are way way up, relatively, so take your meds if you have them, get your exercise, eat the veggies, do the health things. permalink fedilink source parent [–] suxen_tsihcrana@anarchist.nexus 2 points 4 months ago It's worked for me so far, so yeah I'd say so 👍 permalink fedilink source parent [–] phonics@lemmy.world 1 point 4 months ago The last time it did that, was the latest time and therefore it may have very well been the last time. Perhaps you are now finally free from its grasp. Or ..you know...you die before the next one was bound to happen. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world [S] 33 points 4 months ago (3 children) Every time it has happened hasn't been the last time, so statistically it's guaranteed to always be nothing, right? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] boydster@sh.itjust.works 12 points 4 months ago I plan on continuing to live forever from the day I was born, and so far, I'm on track! permalink fedilink source parent [–] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago (2 children) Statistically, the guarantee there will be a "last time" means that every time it isn't the "last time" your chance of the next one being the "last time" increase... So, you know, don't freak out or anything because that increases the chances of the next time happening sooner. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] danc4498@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago The number of times it is going happen is constantly going down. permalink fedilink source parent [–] CentipedeFarrier@piefed.social 1 point 4 months ago There’s no actual guarantee there will be a morbid last time with random chest pains. It could be more like the last time you burned a CD; uneventful and not really noteworthy. Technically, heart problems only kill like.. Oof looking up those stats was depressing.. Heart disease deaths as of 2022 account for only 24% of all deaths though! So your chances of death by heart problem aren’t actually super high, especially if you don't have existing heart problems! Yay! Its probably just a panic attack! Or gas! The share of heart attacks as a subset of all cardiovascular disease deaths is also down, but deaths from things like hypertension are way way up, relatively, so take your meds if you have them, get your exercise, eat the veggies, do the health things. permalink fedilink source parent [–] suxen_tsihcrana@anarchist.nexus 2 points 4 months ago It's worked for me so far, so yeah I'd say so 👍 permalink fedilink source parent
[–] boydster@sh.itjust.works 12 points 4 months ago I plan on continuing to live forever from the day I was born, and so far, I'm on track! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago (2 children) Statistically, the guarantee there will be a "last time" means that every time it isn't the "last time" your chance of the next one being the "last time" increase... So, you know, don't freak out or anything because that increases the chances of the next time happening sooner. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] danc4498@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago The number of times it is going happen is constantly going down. permalink fedilink source parent [–] CentipedeFarrier@piefed.social 1 point 4 months ago There’s no actual guarantee there will be a morbid last time with random chest pains. It could be more like the last time you burned a CD; uneventful and not really noteworthy. Technically, heart problems only kill like.. Oof looking up those stats was depressing.. Heart disease deaths as of 2022 account for only 24% of all deaths though! So your chances of death by heart problem aren’t actually super high, especially if you don't have existing heart problems! Yay! Its probably just a panic attack! Or gas! The share of heart attacks as a subset of all cardiovascular disease deaths is also down, but deaths from things like hypertension are way way up, relatively, so take your meds if you have them, get your exercise, eat the veggies, do the health things. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago The number of times it is going happen is constantly going down. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] CentipedeFarrier@piefed.social 1 point 4 months ago There’s no actual guarantee there will be a morbid last time with random chest pains. It could be more like the last time you burned a CD; uneventful and not really noteworthy. Technically, heart problems only kill like.. Oof looking up those stats was depressing.. Heart disease deaths as of 2022 account for only 24% of all deaths though! So your chances of death by heart problem aren’t actually super high, especially if you don't have existing heart problems! Yay! Its probably just a panic attack! Or gas! The share of heart attacks as a subset of all cardiovascular disease deaths is also down, but deaths from things like hypertension are way way up, relatively, so take your meds if you have them, get your exercise, eat the veggies, do the health things. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] suxen_tsihcrana@anarchist.nexus 2 points 4 months ago It's worked for me so far, so yeah I'd say so 👍 permalink fedilink source parent
[–] phonics@lemmy.world 1 point 4 months ago The last time it did that, was the latest time and therefore it may have very well been the last time. Perhaps you are now finally free from its grasp. Or ..you know...you die before the next one was bound to happen. permalink fedilink source parent
