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"A new report from Nielsen and published by Variety reveals that nobody is watching the most recent trio of core Star Wars films" (www.polygon.com)
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[–] 9 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I can watch comically bad sci fi

Ordinarily I agree but dear god stay away from Rebel Moon, worst shit ever and not in a remotely fun way

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    I remember that one of them, I think the second one, is called The Scargiver. I couldn't tell you who had a scar or who gave it. Those movies wish they were trash.

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago*

    My favorite-least-favorite part is that in the first one, they give the fascist (who is a Hellsing-tier Nazi [love Hellsing tho], he's not a fascist with an actual ideology, he's just eviiiiil because he's so eviiiiil) a shillelagh. Why? Who the fuck knows. And then in the end of the movie (no spoiler warnings, I am sparing you) he gets stabbed with it. He gets stabbed with a relatively blunt stick and that's how he dies.

    It's just so bad. I'm in a similar boat as you, I'll watch scifi even if it's garbage. I watched all of Dark Matter, which is a scifi series that feels like Star Trek fanfiction written by an edgy 13-year-old goth kid (I am qualified to say that as a former edgy 13 y/o goth kid). It was miles more enjoyable than Rebel Moon. Even Morbius got me to laugh often, Rebel Moon just made me want to self immolate.

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