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Well damn I think they got us (thelemmy.club)
submitted 3 months ago by to c/atheistmemes@lemmy.world
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[–] 17 points 3 months ago (1 child)

But the amulet wasn't at the center of the baby to make it indestuctible. More likely you'd need to put it on a chain which ran around the circumference of the Earth.

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  • [–] 9 points 3 months ago* (2 children)

    Anything touching the amulet becomes indestructible. If the amulet laid on the ground, mining operations around the world would be suddenly halted as their drills and picks and shovels and explosives no longer could damage the earth.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    "The ground" is not a single solid object. Most likely you'd have a thin layer of invincible dirt, best case scenario one really big rock.

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    If the same was applied to a person, would the amulet make them invulnerable or just the cells the amulet rests upon? 🤔

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Biology is messy but cells are interconnected and if we're accepting the initial bulletproof baby then we know that part works.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago

    What about stuff like hair or dead skin cells? If I wear a crucifix, can I use a shotgun to shave and exfoliate my legs at the same time? Because holy moly, they shoulda led with that

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